No-Way 2 by German Spreading Service
- "NO-WAY 2...." BY MARAUDER INC. - (C) 2100 THE GERMAN SPREADING SERVICE - COUNT THE LENGTH: $4C BYTES! OFCOURSE W - - - "NO-WAY 2...." BY MARAUDER INC. - (C) 2100 THE GERMAN SPREADING SERVICE - - ""NO-WAY 2..." HELLO AND WELCOME TO EVERYONE AND ESPECIALLY TO "ONEWAY", MY GREAT PALS!! HA!HA!HA! DON'T GET ME WRONG "ONEWAY", I WAS ONLY KIDDING, I MEAN FANCY CALLING ME A SUCKER, AND NO, I WILL NOT SHUT UP OR PUT UP!! OKAY, I'M NOW IN THE DIGGING MOOD (GET IT?). I WOULD JUST LIKE TO CONGRATULATE "ZIZYPHUS" ON HIS STUNNING "ZIPPER V1.2" AND HIS REALLY IMAGINATIVE TEXT! BUT HAS HE THE RIGHT CALLING ME A SUCKER ?? WELL, LET'S GONNA DISCOVER IT.. ONCE UPON A TIME, 'IT' OF LIFE/RIFFS CALLED ME , SAID TO ME, I SHOULD CODE AN PACKER WITH A VERY SHORT DE-CRUNCH ROUTINE. THE ROUTINE MUST BE SMALLER THAN $60 BYTES. THE REASON FOR THIS WAS, THAT GALLEON/ONEWAY, AS HE WAS A MEMBER OF THE GROUP 'SPHINX', BRAGGS WITH HIS SHORTEST ROUTINE. SO I HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT HE WROTES IN HIS PACKER, BECAUSE I DON'T HAD IT! WELL, AFTER CODING MY PACKER, I COUNT THE LENGTH: $4C BYTES! OFCOURSE WITHOUT THE BASIC-LINE! WHAT DO YOU CALCULATE IF SOMEONE'S SAYING: "MAKE ME A DE-CRUNCHER WHICH IS SMALLER THAN $60-BYTES!" ?? AFTER THE APPEARANCE OF "CRUEL-CRUNCHER" (THE FIRST VERSION!) ON THE SCENE, 'IT' CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT WE HAD TO ADD THE BASIC-LINE TOO, SO IT WAS MY FAULT CALLING MY PACKER: "$4C-PACKER". PROCLAMATION: THE "$4C-PACKER" IS NOT $4C-BYTES LONG, IT'S $5A-BYTES! OK. ONEWAY YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT NOW TO "ZIZYPHUS": NICE THAT YOU MENTION ME IN YOUR "ZIPPER V1.2", ALSO IF YOU CALL ME A SUCKER. THANX GUY, YOU'LL MAKE ME SO FAMOUS!!! HAHA! OK, NOW LET'S CHECK THIS, IF HE HAS THE RIGHT TO CALL ME A "SUCKER!". ZIZYPHUS IS BRAGGING WITH HIS "ZIPPER!" THAT HE HAS THE SHORTEST DE-CRUNCH ROUTINE. OK, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S REALLY $58 BYTES LONG, BUT DIDN'T I SAW THE DE-CRUNCH ROUTINE SOMEWHERE ?? ISN'T IT THE SAME AS IN GALLEONS' PACKER, ONLY REPROGRAMMED ??? AND I HAVE ANOTHER DIG ON ZIZYPHUS.... ARE YOU ABLE TO PROGRAM "ZIPPER" WITHOUT STEALING MY IDEA ?? EVERYBODY MAY ASK NOW: "WHICH IDEA ?" .... WELL, ZIZYPHUS... DO YOU WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT THE DE-CRUNCH ROUTINE AT MEMORY-LOCATION $0002 ?? DO YOU ?? I DON'T WANNA BE PROUD WITH "ZIPPER", CAUSE YOU ONLY REPRODUCED GALLEONS' ROUTINE, AND USED MY IDEA! IF THIS ISN'T RIGHT, GIVE ME SIGN! OH GOD, THIS GUY WANTS TO CALL ME A SUCKER! WHO'S NOW THE SUCKER ?? THIS IS SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA SAY.... SO EVERYBODY OUT THERE, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR OPINION ABOUT THIS ....... WRITE TO: LIFE/RIFFS * O.PRINSG. 11 * 37131 KARLSKRONA * SWEDEN !! AND TO ZIZYPHUS/ONEWAY: DO YOU TAKE NOW BACK CALLING ME A SUCKER, OR WASN'T THAT ENOUGH REASONS ?? BUT THIS PROGRAMM WASN'T ONLY CONSTRUCTED TO HAVE A DIG ON "ONEWAY", SO HERE ARE SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES... LIFE/RIFFS: THANX FOR "NO-WAY..."! SEE YOU (OR HEAR YOU??) ! * DIAMONDS/RIFFS: JAC! GREAT TUNES IN THE NEWYEAR-DEMO. HYDRON! THANX FOR SENDING, I WRITE BACK IF I'VE TIME... * ONEWAY (HE!): MAKE AN OFFICAL PROCLAMATION OR DIE! THIS IS NO(!) OFFENCE, 'CAUSE WAR IS SOMETHING FOR CHILDREN. OR SHOULD I GONNA BE CHILDISH ?? * BONES: NICE COOP-DEMO WITH LIFE! * TO EVERYONE OUT THERE: WRITE US YOUR OPINION! OK, THAT'S ALL AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU OR NOT...AMEN! SIGNED: MARAUDER INC.-GSS/THE RIFFS! - -